technical debt
SlopBurn reframes agentic software quality as a depth-first roguelike dungeon crawl. Bugs become monsters, tests become weakpoints, and software quality becomes the main loop instead of an afterthought.
In 2015, Google warned that ML systems were the 'high-interest credit card of technical debt.' A decade later, vibecoding tech debt makes that metaphor quaint. AI-generated code doesn't carry credit card rates โ it carries payday lender rates, with terms designed to look cheap until the first payment is due.
You fix the auth. It breaks the database. You fix the database. It breaks the error handling. This is the vibecoding whack-a-mole problem โ and it's why most AI-assisted prototypes never reach production.
Vibecoded codebases don't just have technical debt โ they have a different kind of debt that compounds faster because every feature introduces inconsistent patterns the LLM can't see. Here's the anatomy of vibecoding debt and the structural fix.